So, we just recently told our apartment community that we have Tank... and by "told" I mean admitted it, after being confronted with a notice on our door. Don't judge me.
I don't know why I let this tiny lie omission of the truth perpetuate to this point, but I did, and I'm embarrassed. In case you haven't already figured it out, Jake is what some might call, frugal. And I use that term lightly, because Jake doesn't mind spending money on things he understands or values, its anything that doesn't fall into those categories that he has huge issues with. So as you can imagine, Jake was not excited about the non-refundable pet deposit and monthly fee; thus why we waited to say something. But that is neither here nor there, because its out in the open now and the fee is non-negotiable. Period.
Jake’s way of coping with this fact is to send me the following text message:
"Merry xmas. I’m returning your presents and putting tank in a box"
Please excuse any errors in the above, I wanted to keep it authentic.
This is life though; you win some, you lose some, and you spend too much money on unavoidable things. And I don't want to hear this could have been avoided if we didn't get a puppy in the first place. Number one, that is just a ridiculous thing to say and number two, owning a puppy was on my 30 Before 30... which you know isn't optional.
Could you walk away from this face? If you say yes, you're a liar and no friend of mine... or Tank's.
You want to talk expenses? My vote is to keep the doggie and put the HUSBAND in a BOX! HA!
ReplyDeleteYes I could walk away from that face. This was avoidable you could have not gotten a puppy, and waited until you were out of that apt.
ReplyDeleteThe 30 before 30 thing is not a good excuse because you are YEARS away from 30.
i am cracking up right now cause that sounds like something i would have done, before kids. ha! i am sure jake will be fine and HE better not be returning your gifts! :)
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